Looking Forward to The Dentist

You know things are bad when you’re actually looking forward to a trip to the dentist.

I spent most of the day at the dentist’s today too, for x-rays and consultation. There are only two wisdom teeth, but one is completely embedded in the bone and they’re both right up against the major nerve. The top row is perfectly straight and the bottom row with the wisdom teeth in it is starting to point toward the center. The contrast was quite visible!

The bad news is no food or drink (even water!) after midnight. No smoking for five days!

At least I can sleep through the surgery. They say I should wake with no recollection of the procedure – and I hope they’re right.

Lazy Man Milkshakes

Elegant simplicity:

Take a glass, and fill it 2/3 with chocolate (or vanilla or strawberry or whatever ice-cream you like.)  I’ll pick a nice, safely gluten-free flavor like good-ole chocolate.

Now fill it up with milk.

Wait.

Wait a little more.

Are you waiting?

Stir it a little bit.  There you go!  You have a milkshake.

Oh but its a little lumpy compared to one in the blender, eh?  Well, when you’re eating on a budget, anything that saves time contributes to the budget.  The time it takes to use the blender and clean it out adds up, especially when you’re drinking 3 milkshakes a night like I am!

Speaking of that, how am I so underweight after a steak&bacon feast and three milkshakes a day..I guess that’s a personal benefit of the gluten-free diet!

Steak & Bacon (And Cheese)

Gluten is completely off-limits.  A crumb or cross-contaminated spoon is way too much for me to handle.  Soy is OK, I can tolerate it so long as it isn’t a lot of protein isolate like the type you find in vegan meat & cheese imitations.  I’m not a big fan of beans, either.

This brings me to tonight’s dinner.  Just like the title says: chuck-eye steak wrapped in maple bacon, covered in melted mozzarella cheese and dunked in BBQ sauce.  Yeah.

Other than a side of steamed broccoli and cauliflower,  it was a carnivore’s feast.  I’m not trying to say its good for me or not I don’t know.  I do know that I don’t get the pains that accompany various vegetables and grains like wheat.  I know I can eat about two pounds of beef and just a few green, leafy vegetables and feel pretty darn good.

Unfortunately, cholesterol can be a problem even when you’re at a low weight.  I’m sure someday I’ll wish I had thought of that earlier… For now, my high meat, high fat diet has brought me down to the lowest weight I’ve been in 10 years – I have more energy and I need less sleep – and I can thank being gluten-free!

Ouch, wisdom teeth

As soon as my wisdom teeth popped up on the x-rays, we knew they were coming in completely wrong.  Not quite horizontal, they pointed right at my other molars and threatened to disrupt the entire row.

Luckily (I guess), they stopped moving for many many years.  They just sat there.  Maybe it was complications of Celiac and mal-absorption and there wasn’t enough nutrients to continue the final tooth project.  Whether or not that is the case, they are moving fast since I’ve been eating gluten-free for almost two years now.

I’ll spare you the details of the pain, but interestingly enough I will share that most of the pain isn’t in the actual teeth or jaw.  It actually took me a few days to realize exactly where the source of this was.  Its been going in waves for the last few months, but in the last week or two its been completely disorienting.

Fortunately, I was able to get appointments at the dentist for consultation, x-rays, and extraction within the next five days.   Hopefully, the surgery doesn’t hurt as much as the current status quo.

Saved by the Potato

Prices are going up, everywhere.  If you’ve been to a gas station or a grocery store in the last few years, you know exactly what I’m talking about.  However, the guys at the federal budget office apparently don’t go to these places because they say inflation has been kept moderate at about a 2% rate.

Of course, when you manipulate the numbers like they do, its easy to see how they come to such an out of touch conclusion.

The government argues that food prices only rise at about 4% a year, but this is only true if the people substitute fresher, healthier, more expensive foods with cheaper ones.  According to the CPI, food is only slightly more expensive but what you’re eating isn’t as good as it used to be.  Here are some examples comparing the 1970s to now:

  • Fruit:  In the 1970s, the average person ate about 22 pounds of fresh fruit in a year.  Since the price of fruit is skyrocketing, you only get 4 pounds a year today – and you pay way more for way less.
  • Beef:  You can eat the same amount of beef today that you did in the 1970s, but it will cost a bit more.  Of course, the standard for beef in the 1970s was lean steak and today its high-fat ground beef patties.
  • Fresh vegetables:  Fresh vegetables have risen 20% in the last two years.  So CPI assumes that you will eat less vegetables.  What’s it replaced with?   Sodas, cookies, cakes, and candies actually dropped in price, so they expect we’ll have more of that.

Now, for someone eating gluten-free on a budget, this is quite the conundrum!  Processed foods are essentially off-limits and fresh foods are becoming more expensive by the day.

This brings me to the title of my post, “Saved by the Potato”

  • They’re cheap
  • They’re naturally gluten-free
  • They’re healthy
  • There are literally hundreds of ways to cook them, season them, and serve them
  • The high plant-starch seems a good replacement for wheat and helps promote a balanced diet

Don’t get me wrong, potato prices are going up too.  Unfortunately though, its only candy and baked goods that are dropping in price, and that won’t help you if you’re going gluten-free.